The wrong way to be, is rubbing off on me…

I’m in a fucking good mood today. For no reason whatsoever, brilliant.

I spent most of my day cooking and preparing food for the diet of doom. Peeling and chopping is good for the soul. After pigging out all half term, I put on 6lb. One week back at work and I’d lost it and plus another 2. So my mission this week is to be mega strict with myself. I have all my fruit chopped for breakfast, I’ll have my soup at work for lunch and run around all day shouting at the naughty ones. I might even hit the 10st mark if I really hammer it.

I  had The Cribs on repeat all day while cooking. I love love love them! I got into them when I was off sick with the first operation on the womb of doom and I’m still in love with them bigtime.  They look like their mum cut their hair for them and they have silly accents. Brilliant.  I could listen to Be Safe on repeat until I die. For reals. Tacky video below for anyone so inclined to watch it.

Speaking of *cough* music, Jedward made it through for another week on X-Factor. I never watched the programme before sharing a house with Poppy. I hate everything it stands for. So of course I love Jedward, the twins bringing shame on the entire population of Ireland. They can’t sing, they can’t dance. They do have silly hair and funny accents mind. Am I the only person to see the beauty of this? Simon Cowell’s music machine has hijacked music for this country for years. We don’t even get to have a ‘Christmas Number 1′ anymore because it’s a given that whoever wins the shitfest that is X-Factor will get there with some godawful cover. All the people up in arms about how two talentless twins are stealing the place of someone else with “real talent” need to wise the fuck on up. Do they not get it? People with real talent haven’t been able to break through for years now. Please tell me where that big fatty that won a few years ago is? Or the Justin Timberlake wannabe? Or the countless other clusterfucks that have won?    So passionate am I about bringing this sham down, I put a bet on them winning. I don’t give a flying fuck what anyone says, I have faith in the millions of other people equally sick of this shit and I look forward to cashing in the couple of hundred quid I’m due to make. 

~ by aitcheeevee on November 8, 2009.